I know, I know.

He gets that disappointed look and makes you feel bad
whenever you conduct the efficient business
inside on the hardwoods, but


he’s allowed to stand in front of that pretty
white bowl and do whatever the hell
nasty thing he wants to it?

Hypocrisy, innit.

Lack of sense, really.

But look, you just have to choose your
battles, Squirt. you’re not
gonna win this one.

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