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It is important to have good critter-inhale posture when faced with an imminent critter-inhale situation. If you are properly arranged, then you should be able to maintain the stance for several minutes or longer.

But understand that sometimes what at first might seem to be an immediate critter-inhale event is really just a false positive, which is something that can come about easily and you should not be ashamed or embarrassed, innit.

It is usually the result of an overly-senstive critter alarm system comprised all up in yer olefactory region.

In other words, a critter may have been in the very spot you assume it to be, but it has since vacated the premises and moved on to other critter locations.

He may have left behind a critter hair.

Or possibly a critter fart.

It’s difficult to know, especially in wet-weather scenarios.



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