I am the Wicker Princess.
I will sit on some freakin’ wicker all day, even in the midst of a front-lawn sprinkler occurrence.
I can sit for hours because I am so goddamned pretty.
Look, I know: I am one pretty bitch.
But don’t try to offer me a wicker situation without a cushion.
I am not the kind of girl to just sit straight on some nasty-ass wicker.
A Wicker Princess needs a proper cushion for Christ’s sake.
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