Softer Side

The Lady says The Bald Man never catches my softer side. She says it’s given people The Fear of me. She says nobody knows how I heal people with ear licks.

Here’s what I know: softer sides are for chumps. So is fear.

I’ve never felt fear for anything, unless you count the thing I feel towards the “Baybee Gayte.” Jesus, that thing creates a sound like cold, cold death.