The holidays left me feeling refreshed and renewed and ready to eat the shit out of 2013. Like a goddamned Black Vulture in the Everglades, just eating the rubber off of cars. Crazy and black-eyed, and pissed off.
No really: We were offered free tarps to cover our bitchin’ black minivan (aka: The Brocephus) while we walked the nature trail.
But we didn’t take them. Because: fuck vultures. And fuck winter, too.
Also: living on the edge. (Duh.)
*More Everglades pics to follow this week. Then back to dogs and Jersey and 2013.