Driveway Escape

the town was pissed at the Bald Man for

leaving, which makes a lot of goddamned sense

to us. they dug a trench and put down these

rocks. so for to trap him. so for to make

him always stay. and we were mostly on-board

with that sort of reasoning. but then

he came back: he came back, and we realized we had

no way to ride and

mark distant spots, yonder. or get to the

Jameson store. possibly for days. so

while nobody was looking, he

staged a driveway escape, off-roading

through the neighbor’s yard.

like a goddamned genius, innit.