Miss H

You want Purebred Beagle?

I’ll do you one better, Westminster:

Purebred Honey, innit.

They say you can track, Miss P.

You ever even put your

precious paws to a hard snow?

Stick your snout into the burning ice

and ask the cold for more?

You ever kil’t a critter with your

bare teeth?

Look, it’s okay.

I think we all know what “P”

stands for…

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