Love Bomb

Just nod and pretend you’re listening.

Oh-Em-Gee, like he knows anything about catching groundhog?

Besides, he just keeps repeating that line about how we have to “Love the bomb.”

Like he thought it up himself.

Like he didn’t just jack that shit from the Colbert Interview in GQ.

Projecting his own fears on us, innit.

Thinking we fear failure?

We fear fuck all, Bald Man.

Not groundhogs. Not failure. Not … okay, thunder.

We fear the shit out of thunder.



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