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We took this old-style double decker bus from Kensington High Street to our hotel at Trafalgar Square.

LIKE FUCKING LOCALS.

Now would be a good time for me to mention that I have hard time pronouncing “Trafalgar” and tend to put the emphasis on the first syllable with a subsequent murdering of the remaining syllables. A sort of “TRUFF-agle.” Instead of the proper “tra-FAL-ger.”

LIKE A FUCKING TOURIST.