You could try describing the Bay Area to Honey and Rothko, Bald Man, but I just don’t think they’d get it. They would need to sit here.

Doncha think?

They would need to smell it. Feel this air.

I swear, sometimes I sit here and I feel sad for them. Because we have such awesome plants to pee on. We really do.

Holy Jesus.

Did you see the plants? I’ll show you my favorite later when we walk.

The thing is, I would have never understood New Jersey if I hadn’t seen it myself.

Actually, I still don’t understand New Jersey. Do you?