We hired a bass player. I think he and Honey have a history. They may have spent an afternoon making out back in the Summer of ’08. Which was before I was born.

I’m like, Really? Are you kidding me with this shit? He barks like a girl. He will never have my macho.

Whatever. I’m pretty much okay with it.

Look at how okay I am with it.

Do you see?

It’s only coincidental that I’m standing between them in this band photo.

Because I’m only jealous when either of them move.

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