Torn ACL Benefits

The worst thing about a partial ACL tear is it hurts to put my leg on the ground. So I have to stand with it in the air.

Like this.

Which gives me feelings of the stupid and the helpless. Sometimes I involuntarily scream. Which surprises everybody. But mostly me.

Also, when the Runt does his ridiculous runs at me, the Bald Man won’t let me wrestle him to the ground like a little bitch.

But other than that, it’s not so bad: I get orange pills” coated in peanut butter. The pills help to anti the inflammatory.

But also: peanut butter.

The best part is now the Bald Man carries me up stairs.

Which is really how things should be always. “