Oh, Space Heater: Thank you for the warmth you bring me this morning. You are glorious and I deliver praise unto thee. Please forgive me all the times I’ve taken you for granted. And taken your name in vain. Also, I’ve had impure thoughts towards Pepper at the dog park. And is it wrong that I kind of like it when Milo bites me on the neck? It makes me feel all tingly and crazy and I want to lick his beautiful nose when he does it. Ok. That is all for now. Until tomorrow…amen.
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