No, Dorkus Runtis. A Smelly Bush

only smells when a Smelly

Bush reckons it’ll smell,

by god. When it’s damn well ready

to unleash a fine stink. You can not will

it to happen, whether through prayer

or zen trance or controlled breathing

techniques… or whatever it is you are

doing. You have to appreciate:

You can never force a Smelly Bush situation.

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