Are you kidding me?

What do you mean you forgot?

It’s National Dog Day, innit!

You don’t forget National Dog Day.

And you were supposed to get him the card this year, ya Runt.

You know how he likes that.

Now it’s gonna be all, “You don’t love me!”

And the two-fingered Jameson pours.

And the crying.

My god, the crying….

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