Your hover is usually okay, Runt.

It makes me feel safe.

Protected, innit.

Cuz yes you’re so big and so strong, ok?

All I’m saying is it’s just

distracting when

I’m dropping a poop.

It’s why I usually go off into the trees.

Or to the back of the yard.

Near the fence.

If you hover during a poop situation

it gives me the panic.

And thenĀ I have to pinch it off before it’s ready.

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