Polar Vortex, Episode 5

No, you can’t be Leia this time.

You have to be either Luke or Han.


That’s just how it is.

I’m Leia because I’m a girl and I’m smart and I’m scrappy.

I think you should be Han.

You’re a bit of a greedy bastard, but you’re brave and loyal when it counts, and I guess you’re sort of charming, in a goofy way.

Also, at the end, we’ll have to deep freeze you.

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