look, I get it, he’s
invaluable to your
emotional health
and well-being

he cures the hungry with yums and
food, understands your mood,
proposes a situation where we
don’t have to drop poops in the house

I mean, I do see—
he certainly holds
the key
to a fun situation, innit

but I still can’t believe—
these blooming trees,
this sweet
libidonous air

so much fresh to be thankful for, I mean
it’s not a stretch to assume, with the
passing of winter’s gloom—
you’d think it would suffice

and yet, this morning, over coffee, you
put the Bald Man on your
gratitude list, not just
once but twice

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